2007: A Space Odyssey

esterday, NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak put her space agency training to use driving a non-stop, 950-miles from Houston to Orlando thanks to the aide of adult diapers. Though astronauts typically wear diapers during take-off and landing sequences, I'm pretty sure the canister of pepper spray, steel mallet, rubber tubing, wig, BB-gun and knife found in Nowak's car weren't intended for a shuttle mission. Apparently, Nowak was looking to "resolve" some resentment she was feeling as the third wheel in an astronaut love triangle. Houston, we have a problem!